“WALK OF SHAME”

I had a business trip/conference with some co-workers in Las Vegas at the end of the summer. Never being in Las Vegas before, I took my wife with me, she wouldn’t let me go alone. A few of the guys I went with went solo which was no big deal. It was fun going out with them watching them try & hook up, some successful & some not so much. One guy, I will call him Lucky, was doing alright. He was dancing with the girls having some fun, brought one back to the table for a drink. The wife […]

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“I CAN GIVE YOU SEX, I CAN GIVE YOU DRUGS”

It was 4th of July Weekend & yet another trip to Vegas. We were hanging out by the pool by the calmer side & a cute girl started talking to me & we both asked the typical “Where you from?” She told me she was from California and I told her I was from Chicago. Soon enough we started hooking up in the pool & this girl was all over me. I remember not wanting to get out of the pool to get another drink because I had the biggest hard on. We eventually made our way back up to […]

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“THE L WORD”

It was my last night in Vegas & a big group of us decided to go out for our final hooray. After a quick scan of the male population I realized there wasn’t a guy in the place that I would consider hooking up with. But, I did find someone who grabbed my attention & she just happened to be a female – like myself. She was already dancing with another girl so I assumed it was her girlfriend. By then I had a nice buzz going & I told one of my girl friends “I want that girl!” She […]

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“BIG GIRL ON WHEELS”

On a trip to Vegas three of my friends & I ended up going to club Light. It was pretty cool 7 we were having a lot of fun. We met a few girls & I took one of them back to my room even though my friends said she was fat and ugly. I didn’t care, I was just too drunk! I had sex with her in my room & then we both passed out. A few hours later I woke up feeling a lot less drunk & when I looked over at the fat beast laying next to […]

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“SOLO SWINGER”

My wife & I were in Vegas last summer & stayed at The Hotel. We are in our late 40’s & we like to hit Vegas about 4-5 time a year. Anyway, we always take our Bose player because you cant always count on the hotel having a working dock system. So we were listening to our music for a while before hitting the casino. When we got back to the room there was a note on our door that said, “We love your music. We are directly across the hall & would like to invite you to a party […]

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“DO NOT DISTURB”

Me & my friends went to Vegas for my birthday & we stayed at the Wynn. The first day we gambled & drank excessively all night. The next day even though hung over we made it to the pool. Happy Birthday to me Happy Birthday to me!!! Yup it was my birthday that day. We starting drinking & doing shots at the pool & soon after where chatting it up with a few girls from Cali. Soon after I was making out with the girl I was talking to. We had a few birthday shots & we were feeling pretty […]

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“TABLES TURNED”

I was staying at the Palms with the guys for my birthday. We started off with a few drinks in the room & with a nice buzz headed down to the tables to gamble. My buddies were giving me shots at the blackjack table & I was drinking heavily. I ended up getting hammered & lost a lot of my money. My boys insisted that I had enough but I wouldn’t listen as I continued to lose more money at the roulette table and then the craps table. I was so drunk I was leaning on the craps table trying […]

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“TAXI CAB CONFESSIONS”

After a night out with my girlfriend we got into a cab at about 2am to take us back to our hotel. We were both a little tipsy but still feeling good. When we pulled up to a stop light two girls in another cab decided to flash us their breasts. They were obviously laughing & having a good time. Well my girlfriend, who by the way is a little shy & not really flashy even though she has a great body from being a runner, decided what the hell this Vegas & pulled her dress top down revealing her […]

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“ARE YOU OUT THERE SNOWBOARDER?”

You would think nothing gets better than a work trip to Vegas for a hair show with thousands of these crazy animals, but it does. Not only did this trip land on my birthday, but there was a snowboarding convention going on as well! Beautiful woman & sexy men is always a recipe for a great time. After celebrating my birthday where the key word of the night was “shots”, I was feeling quite nice stumbling to the elevators. One of the snowboarders hopped in the elevator with me. No names or questions, I told him to give me a […]

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“KNOW WHEN TO FOLD EM”

Once a year for the past five years, a group of us head to Vegas for three days that involve strictly gambling. We are all married and this trip is what keeps us from blowing our brains out the remainder of the year. One of my buddies happens to be a big time gambler in Vegas so he always ends up getting a lot of comps & this time we had a huge suite at the Mirage. Me & the boys did some gambling, ate a nice steak dinner & headed back up to the suite to wait for two […]

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