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“BLOODY MASSACRE”

One weekend my boys & I decided to make the four hour drive and hit up Vegas. We went to the 40/40 club & met a bunch of girls. My one buddy was so drunk that he ended up hooking up with one of the ugliest girls in the place. Beer/shots/vodka goggles in full effect! She was as hideous as he was drunk. At the end of the night we left & he ended up taking her back to the hotel & having sex with her in the bathroom. We all still wonder how the fuck he was able to […]

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“WORKING GIRL’S ADVICE”

One of my girl friends & I were having a few drinks at the bar at Bellagio before going to see “O”. A working girl approached us & asked if I could spare a cigarette. I felt generous so I gave her one. She decided to hang with us for a bit & share some of the pitfalls in her line of work. Her final thought before she walked away was “I am waiting for that special man who has one foot in the grave & the other on a banana peel.” It was freaking hysterical & we couldn’t stop […]

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“BATHROOM ETIQUETTE”

On one of my trips to Vegas I was sharing a hotel room with three of my guy friends. It was quick to figure out that it would take me the longest to get ready since I had to blow-dry my hair, do my makeup and change at least 5 times – so out of the four of us I showered first. On the second night of our trip I went into the bathroom to shower, but prior to jumping in I took a poop. What I usually do at home is I go to the bathroom, I hop in […]

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