“WORKING GIRL’S ADVICE”

One of my girl friends & I were having a few drinks at the bar at Bellagio before going to see “O”. A working girl approached us & asked if I could spare a cigarette. I felt generous so I gave her one. She decided to hang with us for a bit & share some of the pitfalls in her line of work. Her final thought before she walked away was “I am waiting for that special man who has one foot in the grave & the other on a banana peel.” It was freaking hysterical & we couldn’t stop […]

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“VEGAS BABY, VEGAS – LITERALLY”

Me and my husband love Vegas! We went about two years ago to see the father-in-law. He got us two tickest to a really cool show, so me & the husband got a little too drunk & had a little too much fun. A month later I found out that I was pregnant! Today our son is almost three years old. We call him our Vegas baby! We still try to make sure we go to Vegas every year. It was the best Vegas trip ever & I came back home with a gift! It’s better than winning money! When […]

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“MISTAKEN IDENTITY”

It was Saturday night & one of my guy friends insisted that we must go check out Studio 54. My girlfriend & I were open to anything, as it was our first time visiting Las Vegas. As the three of us arrived at the club, my attention was immediately drawn to the gorgeous male dancer sporting a fedora hat & an amazing body. He was dancing like Michael Jackson on top of one of those one-person platforms in the middle of the dance floor, with countless girls gawking at him & waving single dollar bills. In order to stand out […]

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“JACKPOT MIX UP”

My friend’s grandfather who is 82 years old was in Vegas at the Golden Nugget playing the same nickel slot machine for hours. After a very long time he finally hit one of the progressive jackpots. As the bells were going off he looked up & said “Oh boy i just won 450 bucks”. One of the attendants soon came by & said “Wow congratulations sir let me get someone to help you”. About ten minutes later he came back with the pit boss & he congratulated him but said he would be back shortly with his boss. Another twenty […]

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“BLACKOUT ROBBERY”

While partying in Vegas I met a few girls & ended up in their room drinking shots of Jack & consuming lots of cocaine! One of the girls gave me a pill 7 I took it without hesitation. The next thing I remembered security was waking me up as I was lying curled up in the room where the ice machine was. I was covered in vomit & I had no shoes and no shirt on. I was asked by security to leave the hotel & when I told them I was a guest, they asked to see my room […]

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“HE PUT A RING ON IT”

A group of us girls decided to check out Moon at the Palms. We ended up meeting a few guys who were all dancers – not strippers – more like dancers you would see in music videos. They definitely knew how to get down on the dance floor & we had a blast partying with them. I ended up hanging out with the guy who was the choreographer of the group & after dancing and flirting all night we ended up leaving together to go hang out at one of the casino bars. We somehow got on the subject of […]

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“I DO – BUT NOT REALLY”

Twenty five years ago against my parents wishes, I eloped to Sin City & ended up at the Little White chapel marrying the guy I was dating at the time, who till this day is still my husband. It didn’t even cross my mind to have it annulled & chalk it up to a wild drunken night where “What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas”. Now I’m stuck with the bastard. There’s a sin for you! Vegas Baby, Vegas!

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“BATHROOM ETIQUETTE”

On one of my trips to Vegas I was sharing a hotel room with three of my guy friends. It was quick to figure out that it would take me the longest to get ready since I had to blow-dry my hair, do my makeup and change at least 5 times – so out of the four of us I showered first. On the second night of our trip I went into the bathroom to shower, but prior to jumping in I took a poop. What I usually do at home is I go to the bathroom, I hop in […]

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“WALK OF SHAME”

I had a business trip/conference with some co-workers in Las Vegas at the end of the summer. Never being in Las Vegas before, I took my wife with me, she wouldn’t let me go alone. A few of the guys I went with went solo which was no big deal. It was fun going out with them watching them try & hook up, some successful & some not so much. One guy, I will call him Lucky, was doing alright. He was dancing with the girls having some fun, brought one back to the table for a drink. The wife […]

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“BLOODY MASSACRE”

One weekend my boys & I decided to make the four hour drive and hit up Vegas. We went to the 40/40 club & met a bunch of girls. My one buddy was so drunk that he ended up hooking up with one of the ugliest girls in the place. Beer/shots/vodka goggles in full effect! She was as hideous as he was drunk. At the end of the night we left & he ended up taking her back to the hotel & having sex with her in the bathroom. We all still wonder how the fuck he was able to […]

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